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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Biwi ki chudai police ne ki

it was summer holidays .........kanika and i decide to go on a holiday to shimla.......,,,,,,,,we packed our bags and went to shimla........hum log shimla toh pahunch gaye par wahan season k karaan hotels poore ful the...,,humlogo ko nahi maalum tha ki sabhi hotels full chal rahe honge..,,,maine auto wale se bola ki yaar koi hotel toh dila,..,,,,auto wale ne bola ki sahab hotel toh hai par woh thodi door mein hai aur aapke layak nahi hai....woh thoda badnaam hotel hai..........mein bola thikh hai ,,,,,,
kanika boli ki suniye ji,,,,,
mein bola ki haan bolo,,,,,,
kanika boli- ki mujhe bahoot thand lag rahi hai,,,,,,,aur fresh bhi hona hai,,,,bathroom aa rahi hai,,,,jaldi hotel kariye ,,,,,,koi bhi hotel chalega ,,,,aakhir humlogo ko poora din ghumna hi toh hai,,,,,sirf samaan rakhne k liye hotel ka room chahiye,.......jo bhi hotel hai le lijiye,..........plzzz jara jaldi kijiye
mein bola thikh hai...........maine auto wale se hotel lekar chalne ko kaha,,,,,,,,,,,auto wale ne hamein hotel pahooncha diya.............hotel thikh thak tha,,,,,,,,..par aaspass ki jagah bekaar thi....samne sharab ki dukaan thi,,,..........hotel mein pahoonchne par ass pass k log bahoot boori nazar se kanika ko ghur rahe the......humlogo ne unhe andekha kiya aur .entrance mein chale gaye..................wahan manager se humlogo ne room manga,,,,,,,,,,,manager ne mujhse dheere se poocha ki sahab kitne der k liye room chahiye...............mein bola ki hamein ghante k liye nahi poore 3 din k liye room chahiye............!
manager bola ki sahab badi fursat se aaye ho lagta hai.......hahaha
mein bola ki haan fursat se aaye hai ....
phir humlog room mein fresh huye ,,...aur ghumne chale gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,poora din ghumne k baad humlog hotel wapas loute .........raat ko hotel k bahar acchi khaasi bheed thi.............humlog khuch confuse the ki itni bheed kyun hai hotel k bahar ........zyada tar ladke ladkiyon se baat kar rahe the aur ladkiyan ekdum kam kapde aur zyada make-up kiye huyi thi.........kher humlog bahot hake huye the isliye yeh sab undekha kar k ander apne room chale gaye ,,,thodi der meine waiter ko bulaya aur daru aur khuch chicken k item mangwaye................waiter ne yeh sab lakar diya...........main aaram se pii raha tha ki tab hi ekdum bhyankar si hadkamp machi aur bhagne ki awaaze sunai deni lagi...............mein room se nikal kar dekha tab dekha ki sab aadmi aurat apne apne room se nikal kar idhar udhar bhag rahe hai ,,,....aur unmein se laghbhag sab nange ya phir towel mein hai..........................tabhi ek aadmi wahan se bhagta huya mujhe bola ki are bhai jaldi jaldi bhag niklo yahan police ki raid huyi hai
tabhi ek aadmi wahan se bhagta huya mujhe bola ki are bhai jaldi jaldi bhag niklo yahan police ki raid huyi hai,,,,,,,,........mein bola police raid...raid kis baat ki yaar,,,,,,aadmi bola ki ab aise jagah toh kabhi bhi raid padh sakti hai.,,,baat karke waqt barbaad mat karo bhaagow arna lene k dene padh jayenge ..............mein darr gaya aur turant room mein ghusa aur kanika ko bola ki lagta hai hotel mein kuch gadbad hai police ki raid hui hai ,,sab bhag rahe hai hamein bhi nikal jaana chahiye,,,,,anjaan shehar hai kahin kuch gadbad na ho jaye,.............yahan phas gaye toh hamein koi jaanta bhi nahi hai....
kanika boli ki nahi nahi hamein koi gadbad mein nahi phasna hai chalo nikalte hai yahan se,.................
humlog samaan pack kar hi rahe the ki achanak darwaza ko dhakka maar k police ander aa gayi aur hamein pakad kar jeep mein baaki logo k saath bethakar police station le gayi...........hum sab dare huye the................station pahoonchne k baad mujhe malum chala ki louda hotel mein randi giri hoti thi aur hotel badnaam tha kyunki wahan sab randiyan lekar jaate the,...........,,,,,aur ab police yeh samjh rahi thi ki mein bhi wahan randi lekar gaya tha...............aur kanika koi raand thi.................kanika ko baaki randiyon k saath khada kar diya gaya tha.............aur mujhe baaki customero k saath................,,mein chilla chilla k bol raha tha ki hum log sharif log hai aur hamein malum nahi tha ki hotel kaisa hai.........................par koi sunneko tayaar nahi tha.........jitne police wale the woh yehi bol rahe the ki sab log police k pakde jaane k baad yehi bolte hai........................,,,bahoot chillane k baad mein thak gaya tha aur socha ki samjhdaari isi mein hai ki direct incharge officer se baat karu .............
mere baju mein khade ek aadmi ne bola ki daro mat bhai kuch nahi hoga .,,,,,yeh saala officer bahoot khau kism ka aadmi hai,,,......ghuskor hai saala,,,,,,,,,,,,,kuch paise waise de dena chup chaap chodh dega.................aur saala agar sirf paise se nahi maana toh jis raand ko tum hotel mein laye hoge use ek baar chudwa dena.,,,,woh tumhe bina pareshaan kiye jaane dega.............mein ekdum gussa ho gaya aur bola ki nahi nahi yaar woh toh meri biwi hai.................aadmi bola ki ohhhhhh sorry sorry yaar. ,,, lekin dhyaan se police officer tight hai ,,,thoda paise waise maange toh de dena aur rafa dafa kar dena ........nahi toh yeh baat tumhare photo k saath kal k paper mein front page mein aa jayegi....,,,,,,,,mein bola ki ok dekhte hain.
thodi der mein police wala aaya aur hum sabko jail mein daal diya aur bola ki ab ek ek karke ander bhejo............
kanika doosri ladkiyon k saath ladies room mein band thi aur mein jail mein doosre aadmi aur dallo k saath bheta tha..................ek dalla mere pass aaya aur bola ki tum kon si rand laye the aur kis dalaal se kharide the,,............mein bahoot dara huya tha aur kuch nahi bola ..........woh bola ki kuch nahi yaar hamara har roz ka kaam hai yeh,,,,,,,,,,,,,mein kai baar aa chuka hun yahaan,,,,,,,,,,,,,,saala officer ka naam BHAVANI SINGH hai ,,,saala waise toh kadak police wala hai par uski kamjori paisa aur khoobsurat ladki hai..............tabhi woh har 2-3 mahine mein raid maarte rehta hai aur randiyon ko pakad kar khoob aish karta hai,.............jo asani se maan jaati hai use chod k jaldi chod deta hai aur jo nahi maanti use yahin jail mein rakhe rehta hai aur zabardasti rape kar deta hai.......................waise aise nobat nahi aati kyunki akhir ladkiyan saali randi toh hoti hai asaani se bachne k liye choot de deti hai...hahah
aur saala ladkiyan toh free mein chodta hi hai saath mein humse paise bhi bator leta hai saala madarchod .
yeh sab baat sunkar meri phatt gayi ki saala pata nahi kitna paise maangega aur kahin iski kanika ko dekhkar niyat na bigad jaye,,,..................ek ek kar ke sab ander jaa rahe the ,,,,kisi ko jaane de rahe the aur kisi ko wapas jail mein daal de rahe the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kuch 1 ghante baad mera no aaya ...............mein office k ander gaya........toh dekha ki ander officer bbetha huya tha aur uske saath ek ladies officer bhi bethi huyi thi,,,,,,,,,,,,,shayad woh ladies officer iski juniour thi kyunki woh isko sir sir kehkar baat kar rahi thi,,,,,,,............officer mast apna daru pee raha tha aur ladies officer cigrette phook rahi thi...............mein samjh gaya ki mahol kuch thikh nahi hai........dodno shakl se bade kadak dikh rahe the.....................mein bas yehi jaanta tha ki jitna jaldi ho yahan se nikalna hai chahe jitna bhi paise lag jayen.
officer bola-- kyun be kis raand ko lekar aaya tha chodne k liye,
ladies police ne kanika ko bulaya ........
officer dekha aur ekdum uski aankhen phatti ki phaatttii reh gayi......woh usko ekdum ghur raha tha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,aur bola ki yaar item toh ekdum jhakkas hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ekdum tip top hai.,,,,,,,,,,,,isko pehle kabhi is bazaar mein nahi dekha .....kahan ki item hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!
mein bola --- nahi nahi sir yeh us type ki ladki nahi hai ,,,yeh meri biwi hai
officer hasne lag gaya aur bola ki phir kya ise bechne aaya tha is hotel mein..............ladies officer aur officer dono zor zor se hasne lage,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,phir bole ki thikh hai ladki ko wapas room mein dalo..............aur tum yahin rukho,.
kanika chali gayi................officer meri taraf dekha aur bola ,,,sach sach bata kahan se laya is maal ko aur kitne ki hai,......
mein bola ki nahi nahi sir maa kasam meri biwi hai.
officer bola saboot hai...
mein bola ki hai sir par ghar mein hai,,,,,,,,,,yahan nahi hai
officer bola toh kaise vishwaas kare ki tum pati patni ho,,,,,ho sakta hai ki tum log aatankwaadi ho..............aur shimla mein bam phodne aaye ho.........!
mein bola ki nahi sir hum sharif log hai
officer bola ki yahan aakar sab sharif ban jaate hai.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,phir usne ladies officer ki taraf ishara kiya ..........
madam mujhe boli == aacha thikh ahi tum baju wale room mein jao aur intezaar kro.................,
mein bola ki sir jo bhi hai yahin dekh lete hai na sir,,,,,,,,,aap jitna paise bolenge hum de denge.................
officer ekdum gussa ho gaya aur bola ki kya samjhte ho mujhe,,,,,,saale jail mein daal dunga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,madam boli ki tu room mein jaa mein aati hun
mein baju wale room mei intezaar karne laga..........kuch 10 minute baad ladies police aayi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,usne bola ki -- yeh tumne kya bol diya wahan .............pagal koi directly offer karta hai,........yeh sab batein sabke samne nahi kate,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sir bahoot gusse mein hai.........aur jab woh gussa hotein hai toh unse baat nahi ar sakte....woh kisi ki nahi sunte
mein bola== plzzzzzzzz madam aap hi batayi kya karu....ab aap hi mujhe bacha sakti ho................aap jitna paise bologi mein de doonga aape sir ko aur aapko bhi......................hamein jaane do................humne koi galat kaam nahi kiya.......woh asli mein meri biwi hai............humlog galti se woh hotel le layi.........................
ladies officer boli-- ek raasta hai ,,,,,,,,aur baat yeh hai ki tumhare pass sirf or sirf yehi ek raasta bacha hai ! 


hamein jaane do................humne koi galat kaam nahi kiya.......woh asli mein meri biwi hai............humlog galti se woh hotel le layi.........................
ladies officer boli-- ek raasta hai ,,,,,,,,aur baat yeh hai ki tumhare pass sirf or sirf yehi ek raasta bacha hai !
mein bola - jo aap bolo hamein kabul hai...........jo aap bolengi hum karenge ,bas hamein jaane do hamein chodh do..............plzzzzzzzzz
ladies officer boli ki thikh hai toh phir officer sahab tumse koi paise waise nahi chahte...............
mein bola - toh phir kya chahte hai woh...?
ladies officer boli --- actually unko tumhari biwi bhaaa gayi hai.,,,,,,,,,,,unko bahoot pasand aayi hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woh chahte hai ki aaj raat woh unki dulhan bane .
mein ekdum seham utha ......aur bola ki yeh namumkin hai,,,,,,aisa soch bhi kaise liya unhone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,police wale hain toh kya kuch bhi karenge ...............mein abhi jaata hun unko sabak sikhane....
ladies officer ekdum strict hokar mujhe aur kanika ko boli ---- dekho tum log bhool gaye kya ki kis case mein ander aaye ho,,,,,,,,,.........agar woh chahe toh 5-6 saal ki toh saja pakki hai tumhari,.............agar woh chahe toh 2-3 jhoote gawah se court mein bulwakar tumhari biwi ko araam se randi saabit kar denge aur phir jail mein dalwa denge,...................ek baar woh jail aa gayi toh phir toh tum jaante hi ho..................jail mein duniya bhar mantri aate jaaate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,un sab se chudwayegi........................jab mann chah eofficer se lekar bade bade gunde mawali tumhari biwi ko chodenge.....................haan 4-5 saal mein toh pakki rand ban jayegi......................aur jaante huye bhi tum kuch nahi ukhaad payoge,..................kyun ki tum doosre jail mein band yeh sab dekh rahe hoge.................................isliye bolti hun mein ki meri baat maano .......chup chaap chudwalo warna hum kuch bhi kar sakte hain.............case abhi tak rafa dafa nahi huya hai....FIR ab bhi hamare pass hai........
bolo kya chahte ho.....randigiri aur dalali ka case banwa kar 4-5 saalo k liye ander karwa doo ya phir tumhari biwi raazi hai...................soch lo sirf 2-3 ghanto ki baat hai phir tum log hurdum k liye azaad ho.............koi ghaate ka soda nahi hai..........! 
mein bola ki hamein apne vakil se baat karni hai.
ladies officer boli--- koi phone wone nahi milega..........jab tumhara vakil aayega tab tak toh fir court mein pesh ho jayegi aur tumahari biwi randi saabit ho jayegi aur tum ek dalal saabit ho jayoge..............,,, phir tum doosre jail mein sadoge aur tumhari biwi kisi mantri ya officer k bistar mein raat guzaaregi ! tumhare pass sirf 10 minute hain.............acche se soch lo mein 10 minute mein aati hun..................aur mujhe yakin hai ki tumhare taraf se samjhdaari se kaam logo.
warna hamein aur bhi tarike aate hain........tum nahi chahte ki hum koi 3rd degree istmaal karein .
phir woh chali gayi................
mein kanika k pass gaya aur bola ki yaar hum log phass gaye hai..aur bahoot buri tarah phasse hai.............agar kal paper mein naam aa gaya toh poori izzat mitti mein mil jayegi aur yeh news tv wale toh aise tesi kar denge............
kanika rone lagi aur boli--- ab kya kare ji,,,,,,,,,,,,hamein bahoot darr lag raha hai...............mujhe jail nahi jaana hai...kuch bhi kariye aur mujhe yahan se door nikalo.....!
mein bola ki kal agar yeh log hamein court le gaye phir baat bigad jayegi aur phir baat hamare bas se bahar nikal jayegi...............jo karna hai abhi karna padega..............yeh anjaan shehar hai .....hamein koi nahi jaanta.............yahan hamari koi pahoonch kaam nahi aayegi......................jo karna hai hamein abhi karna hai
kanika boli --kya karenge aap
mein bola----mein nahi tum karogi...........kya tum officer k saath....
kanika boli--tum chahte ho ki mein uske saath bistar mein raat bitayun????
mein bola -- mein kabhi nahi chahunga ki tum uske saath chudwayo ya raat bitayo..............magar uske alawa koi raasta nahi hai.............hum log bahoot bure case mein phasse hai........woh jo chahe kar sakte hai................agar woh abhi tumhara rape bhi kar de aur zabardasti 2-3 log milkar chod bhi de toh hum log kuch case nahi banwa sakte.............agar hum kuch bole bhi toh police court mein saabit kar degi ki tum ek randi ho ,,,,,jo hotel mein kisi se chudwayi hogi................aur hum log mile bhi toh ek randikhaane hotel mein,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hamari baat ka koi yakeen nahi karega.......................!
kanika boli matlab koi raasta nahi hai kya ?
mein bola nahi hai,,,,,,,,siwaye uske ki tum 2-3 ghante officer ko de do................kanika ab sab tumhare haanth mein hai............! tum chaho toh yeh sab aaj raat hi nipat sakta hai...........aur kisi ko kuch pata nahi chalega........yeh shehar anjaana hai.....yahan hamein koi nahi jaanta............yeh baat ek raaz ban kar yahin dafan ho jayegi............................aur humlog is baat ka kabhi zikr nahi karenge !
tabhi ladies olice officer aa gayi-- aur boli--- phir kya socha tum logo ne ?
kya socha ,,,,,tum logo ko jail mein daalu,,,,ya tumhari biwi tyaar hai sahab k bistar ki mallika banne ko ?
kanika meri taraf dekh aur boli -------- mein tayaar hun madam !
mein chahta toh nahi tha ki meri biwi chude magar ek rahat ki saans bhi thi ki hum log bach jayege .,,, mein bola ki madam sahab se bolna ki araam se kare aur koi maar pit nahi hogi na ?
mada boli-- don't worry ,,.......sahab bade pyaar se chodte hai...........muhe dekho 5 saal se chudwa rahi hun.......kahin koi zakm dikha kya ?
phir madam use lekar doosre room le gayi...............aur mujhe bahar intezaar karne ko kaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,
15-20 minute ho gaye ....na madam aayi aur na hi koi khabar,,,,,,,,,,,,,mera jee machal raha tha aur ghabra raha tha ki pata nahi zaalim officer meri biwi ki kya haalat kar raha hoga................kitnni berahmi se chod raha hoga use......................pata nahi meri biwi ko kitna dard ho raha hoga ?
mein bahar room mein betha tha ki ladies police officer aayi aur mujhe dekhkar boli ki kya huya bade tension mein dikh rahe ho..........tension mat lo yaar tumhari biwi toh bade aish mein hai...............bade maze lekar chudwa rahi hai.............ekdum masti mein..........yakeen nahi hota toh chalkar dekh lo.....dekhna chahte ho usse chudte huye..............?
mein bola - haan 
madam boli- thikh hai par zara bhi halla nahi chahiye mujhe,.........chup chaap dekhna aur wapas aa jaana.
mein bola -- thikh hai
woh mujhe upper k ek room le gayi jahan arms ka samaan jaise pistols,,riffiles aur baaki stock rakhte hai....matlab storage room tha woh........wahan bahoot gandgi thi.........
madam boli ki is store room k baju mein ek guest room hai wahan tumhari biwi k game baj raha hai......tum chaho toh is room se us room dekh sakte ho........
mein bola kaise ?
woh boli -- storage room aur guest room dono aapas mein jude huye hain.......dono k beech ek diwaal bas hai..........toh diwaal ki upper wali khidki joint hai......tumko bas khidki se jhaakna hai ...
baju mein table tha maine use utha kar khidki tak pahoonch gaya,,,,,,,,,,,madam boli ki ab mein jaaati hun..........par ki halla nahi haan 
wo chali gayi...........
mein himmat karke jhaka,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maine dekha ki police officer kanika k upper chada huya tha aur kanika use kas k jakde huyi thi............police officer use zor zor se dhakka de kar chod raha tha.....................jhaapppp chuuupppppp hhhhhhhpppppppp chaaapppppppp kar k awaazein aa rahi thi aur saath mein meri biwi ki siskiyaan bhi sunayi de rahi hi.........................................huuunnnnnn hhaanannnnnnnnn mhhhhummmmmjjjhhhuuuuuuu ashhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nanannanannan nhhhhhhjhjhhhuhnnnnnnn
ahhhhhhhhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hunnnnnnnnnnnnnn
hunnnnnnnnnnnn
hummmmmmmmmm
officer lagataar uske smeely armprits aur boobs choos raha tha...................phir usne use god mein utha liya aur english style mein laghbhag 10 minute tak choda,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,phir woh uth khada huya,
woh table k paas gaya aur 2 daru k glass laya.................ek meri biwi ko diya aur ek khudh peene laga......kanika ne mana kiya par usne dara kar use zabardsti pila diya,...........
maine dekha ki usne kanika ko ishara kiya ,,,,,,,kanika niche jhuki aur chehra upper kiya........officer ne apna bada purple colour ka louda uske honth mein ragda aur 15 minute tak chusaya..................jhupp jhuppppppppppp karke awaazein aa rahi thi....................
mujhe yeh sab accha nahi lag raha tha magar ,,,,mein kar bhi kya sakta tha........
kanika ko usne apne bade se loude se khoob choda ,,........kabhi uska boobs chusa ,,,,kabhi apna louda chusaya........................kabhi apna louda uske boobs k beech mein rakhkar ghisaa...................
kanika bilkul bebas thi ............usne chup chaap chudaya aur bas uski awaaze..........aur siskiyan ohhhhhhh mar jayngi plzzzz..........................aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............ab 
ab plzzz jaane do ......aahhhhh 
yeh sab awaaze sunkar mera louda bhi khada ho gaya tha 
tabhi madam aayi aur mujhe bahar jaana pada,,,,...................kuch 1 ghante baad officer mere pass aaya aur bola ki yaar thanks aaise maal pehli baar choda hun..........maza aagaya ................tere upper taras aa raha hai maga r kya karu ...teri biwi ko dekhkar control nahi huya............leki aaj maza aa gaya ................tabhi kanika aayi ,......officer ne use apne taraf khicha aur mere samne french kiss kiya aur bola ki jao ab tum log azaad ho.......jaldi jao warna mera mood badl jayega
hum log turant police station se nikal gaye aur sidha bus pakad kar ghar chale gaye.
is baat ko hamne kisi ko nahi bataya...........lekin jab bhi mein woh raat yaad karta hun mera louda tan tannna jaata hai...........!

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